Advice From A Stranger

Last night at the store, a weird lady came up to me, Mason, and Hadley. She asked me my kids names and I preceeded to tell her "Michael, and Jenny." She then asked how old "Michael" was. I told he almost three. After telling me hes too old for a pacifier, she started CHASING HIM around the shopping cart trying to get him to give it to her!! Then she asked how old "Jenny" was and told me I had them too close together. She asked me where I was from and I told her. Then freaky lady told me that it is hot here. Really? I hadnt noticed. Then she told me that it just stopped snowing here in April and she had to constantly run her heater. After our little convo, she started playing with "Jenny's" toes. I said well we better get going see ya. I wanted to tell her to get her talons off my kids and go see a dentist, but figured that wouldnt be very christlike. Gotta love Wal*Mart!!